it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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