she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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