well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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