i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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