no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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