Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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