Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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