I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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