he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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