Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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