Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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