Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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