I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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