nut hugger
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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