the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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