doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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