but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
wow bdsm is so cute
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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