So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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