And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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