i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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