yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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