My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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