Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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