God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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