so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Shame is for Republicans.
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