Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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