People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
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