he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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