hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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