Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Randomize
