is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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