Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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