You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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