i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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