I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Randomize
