Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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