the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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