He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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