you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
