This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I just want nice things and good sex
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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