She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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