He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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