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I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.

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i think you have the wrong number

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so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.

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(443): View more from Maryland

We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....

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We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god

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but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend

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(425): View more from Washington

I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies

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