Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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