I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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