4 words: hood of his car
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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