i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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