Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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