Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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