scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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