porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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