Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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