I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
My hand turned me down
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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